Questioning: 100 Themes Hetalia Challenge

Today I am going to be interviewing Arthur Kirkland and Alfred Jones, from my Alternate Universe story of UK x US, seeing how their lives are getting on and how things between them are progressing.
Me.
Alfred
Arthur

So guys, how has it been since Alfred had proposed?
Well I have been busy with preparations, sorting out the venue and the suits we are going to wear, I have to find the right food and makes sure guests are sorted. I am so busy with work and the wedding preparations I have do, so not a lot of free time. I am writing down possible food ideas right now, sorry, I want it to be perfect. (He smiles at Alfred, who is reclining against his chair)
Yeah, what he said. (He laughs)

How long have you been together now?
Somethin' like five years.
Five years and two weeks and a day.

That's a long time, do you argue a lot?
(They look at each other warily until I clear my throat) Um, all couples argue at times I guess.
Yeah, but we both know we will be there for each other in the end.
That is sweet Alfie.
Ha I know I am in there when he uses that pet name. (Laugh)
Bloody hell Alfred be quiet won't you!

Here is a big question, who wears the trousers between you two.
Me.
(Whispering) He likes to think he does, but it isn't true.
Hey! It is so true, I am the one who tops!
Alfred! That wasn't what she was asking, (Slap) and you don't all the time.
Ow, that hurt.

Okay guys (Blushing) let's move on. Right, do you see Sam at all?
We certainly had a rough time with him didn't we Alfred?
We? Ya had a shit time, and I had to kick ass! Man that guy pissed me off, how dare he do that to MY Artie, I dunno how Artie could forgive him.
It is 'I don't know' not 'dunno' and I don't know, I guess he was in a bad place, I just happened to be in the way.
It's no excuse.

I have to agree with Alfred here, but life is too short to hold grudges in. Okay, so do you ever think about having children?
I want a child.
Seriously? Wow I never knew that.
Isn't it something you should have talked about?
Artie can be a bit closed off sometimes. But I love him all the same (hugs him as he turns red)

Isn't that cute! So how are Charlie and Jack doing?
Ha! They are doing awesome! Jack proposed to Charlie, he told him he couldn't wait no longer.
And of course Charlie said yes.

Another wedding then. So here is a rather naughty question, how often do you two find the time to be intimate with each other?
Well I like to do it everyday-
Alfred!
But Artie is tired from work and stuff. I mean so am I but I always want Artie.
Shut it Git! (Blushes)

So Arthur doesn't put out a lot?
I do! (blushes and throws hand over his mouth)
Oh yeah he totally does, a dynamite in bed too! (Laughs and pulls Artie into a hug)
You are so embarrassing (Hits Alfred on his leg, but squeezes it affectionately)

Have you ever done anything to spice up your love life?
Well there was-
No Alfred.
But-
No.

Okaaay, we will skip that one and onto the next. What do you do during your free time together?
I like to cook, but Alfred doesn't let me do it alone. He's being silly.
Woah, last time I let ya in the kitchen alone you nearly burnt the place down dude! I am fairly reasonable with wantin to be there with ya!
It wasn't that bad.
Yeah Artie, it was.

Okay, one last question. Do you think you will be together for the rest of your lives?
(Together) Yes.